February 2012
9 posts
And there goes another one...
(While watching the Puppy Bowl)
Friend: I just don't understand the point of watching dogs on the T.V.
Me: Leave
January 2012
69 posts
Just got back from vacation
inboxawkward:
And my inbox needs some tending to, but trust me you, there’re some doozies coming soon!
Can you please make this blog open to submissions? I have such good ones.
“WASSUP MA” HOW WE DOING TODAY HOLLA AT THE KID?”
– I am baffled by your choice of punctuation. (via inboxawkward)
hahhaha
Why I'm really bad at online dating
Him: playing in the snow yet?
Me: obviously. and shoveling. so much shoveling.
Him: hahhahah well, i mean, you can just wait and hope it gets warmer. that works too. sometimes. eventually. :D
Me: I did that with my sister when we were younger when she got her tongue stuck to a pole. She died.
…I don’t go on many dates.
“Let the beauty of what you love, be what you do.”
– Jalal ad-Din Rumi
More TV Talk
natface:
Catching up on the last season of Dexter: Remember when Dexter used to just kill criminals who slipped through the cracks of the police/legal system? And didn’t actively outrun and sabotage his own police department when they were actually doing their jobs right for once? That little caveat enabling our sympathy really disappeared early on, didn’t it?
Amen.
“I used to have this idea that you had to be perfect before you could let...”
– you’ve escaped:
(via spareunderthemat)
Relevant.
Know what sucks?
Dating. Also, quitting a job that you love.
Isn't it disappointing that no one will ever be as...