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Probable Definitions of Tanqueray the Verb, Based on My Experience With the Noun

patrickcassels:

tanqueray (TANK-er-ā); verb [intrans.]

  1. to ingest fermented juniper berries until one goes insane
  2. to cry uncontrollably
  3. to want to hug everyone in sight
  4. to want to fight everyone in sight
  5. to fall asleep on a subway bench
  6. to urinate in a Pepsi bottle by the side of one’s bed
  7. to feel “a connection” with a bartender
  8. to discordantly scream J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold”
  9. to consume Wendy’s white standing in one’s living room at 4am
  10. to dance badly

megan rosalarian gedris: duessa: jack-frosts-hot-sass: infraredphaeton: shiphassailed:...

duessa:

jack-frosts-hot-sass:

infraredphaeton:

shiphassailed:

tigerpellets:

I NEVER KNEW THIS

I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME

SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY”…

(Source: tigerfeel)

I have a really great boyfriend who lets me borrow things and also happens to be a huge comic book nerd.

I have a really great boyfriend who lets me borrow things and also happens to be a huge comic book nerd.

bohemea:

Elijah Wood: The Ring Master - Men’s Book by John Russo, Summer 2012

bohemea:

Elijah Wood: The Ring Master - Men’s Book by John Russo, Summer 2012

We are star stuff.: This is an ice cave, known as “crystal Cave” on the frozen lagoon of...

atheism-:

This is an ice cave, known as “crystal Cave” on the frozen lagoon of the Svínafellsjökull glacier in Skaftafell, Iceland. This snow, which is up to 1000 years old has metamorphosed into highly pressurized glacier ice that contains almost no air bubbles. The lack of air means that it absorbs…