hm.
tomorrow its going to be 44 degrees celcius, that’s 111.2 fahrenheit i think. is that hot? because i think that might kil me.
where do you live??!?!?
VERBATIM.
- Peter Banning: I bet you don’t even have a fourth grade reading level.
- Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval.
- Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
- [kids whistle and waves their hands around]
- Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
- Kids: Bangerang, Rufio.
- Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that?
- Rufio: You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
- Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
- Rufio: Mung tongue.
- Peter Banning: Math tutor.
- Rufio: Pinhead.
- Peter Banning: Prison Barber.
- Rufio: Mother lover.
- Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
- Rufio: In your face, camel cake.
- Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
- Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
- Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.
- Kids: Bangerang, Peter.
- Rufio: You… You man! You stupid, stupid man!
- Peter Banning: Rufio, if I’m a maggot burger why don’t you EAT ME? You two-toned zebra-headed paramecium brain, munchin’ on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy?
- Don’t Ask: What’s a paramecium brain?
- Peter Banning: I’ll tell you what a paramecium is. It’s a one-celled critter with no brain, that can’t fly. Don’t mess with me man, I’m a lawyer!
Greek Gods & Godesses
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