I'm 25 and live in Pittsburgh. I work at an animal shelter. I love traveling and horses. This blog mainly consists of things that I think are either a) funny, or b) beautiful. feel free to email me at jmarcus148@gmail.com

 

Why I’m really bad at online dating

Him: playing in the snow yet?

Me: obviously. and shoveling. so much shoveling.

Him: hahhahah well, i mean,  you can just wait and hope it gets warmer. that works too. sometimes. eventually. :D

Me: I did that with my sister when we were younger when she got her tongue stuck to a pole. She died.

…I don’t go on many dates.

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